Words tend to be inadequate.

I left my breakfast on the table.

Husband: Sometimes you get on my nerves.
Me: Sometimes you don't get on my nerves. (:

Posted 3 months ago

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clever, response, husband, me, conversation, i'm funny, kind of, navy wife, milso, breakfast, so what,

Trying to convince my friend to buy me a puppy as a wedding present.

Me: I know what you can get us as a present.
Renz: What?
Me: *Send picture of german shepard puppy*
Renz: A fucking puppy?! I don't think I like this ...
Me: Why not?
Renz: First it's a puppy. Then it's a baby. Then comes another baby.

Posted 6 months ago

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puppy, present, wedding, wedding present, dog, german shepard, friend, conversation,

This couldn't be more true!

Renz: Everyone is having kids!
Me: I know. I feel like I'm so far behind. I'm graduating from college, getting a degree, getting married, and THEN having kids. I thought I was doing things the "right" way. ...Perhaps not
Renz: Who gets married first nowadays?!

Posted 7 months ago

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marriage, kids, babies, life, conversation,

Me: Babe! What do you want from Cali while I'm here?
Fiance: You :(

Posted 9 months ago

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Fiance, want, conversation, text, cute, you,

Conversation while laying together Friday night.

Fiance: You know I love you, right?
Me: I know you do. And I love you, too.
Fiance: And you know I'm going to love you forever, right? I will never leave you.
Me: I know. Forever is a looong time, though.
Fiance: I don't think forever with you will be long enough.
<3333

Posted 10 months ago

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conversation, friday, fiance, love, forever, time,

Talking to my fiance about my interview with NCIS

Fiance: Do you know if you're interviewer is a guy or girl?
Me: I have no idea ... why?
Fiance: Because, babe ... depending on the gender of your interviewer depends on what you wear. If it's a guy .... you know ....
Me: Flaunt the goods?
Fiance: Exactly! And let me tell you, babe ... you got the goods.
Me: Oh goodness, shut up!

Posted 10 months ago

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fiance, conversation, interview, NCIS, internship,

This is why I’m going to marry him.

Me: *grumpy and in a bad mood*
Me: I’ll just talk to you later. I don’t feel like talking to you anymore.
Fiance: Ok, that’s fine. Just text me later when you wanna talk.
Me: K.

Me: *text* Don’t worry about calling me in the morning to wake me up. I don’t want you to.
Fiance: It’s ok, love. I’m still going to call because I want to. I love waking you up and hearing your voice.
Me: *smiles and isn’t grumpy and in a bad mood anymore*

Posted 10 months ago

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marry, marriage, fiance, love, conversation,

Oh, the joys of being a runner ...

Me: My toenail is about to fall off. Do you still love me even though I'm going to be missing a toenail?
Fiance: Wtf. Why is your toenail about to fall off? And quit being silly, of course I'll still love you.
Me: Good, you better ... jerk. And it's about to fall off from all the running. Blegh.

Posted 11 months ago

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conversation, fiance, runner, running problems,