Off to Orlando for the 3 day weekend!!
With my husband and 2 of his friends. Gonna ride some roller coasterssss and scream and shout and aksldjfa;lfj! (: (:
Two guys I know have decided to get married!
I am so happy for the two of them!!!!
I should start a blog, "Shit my husband says."
I swear, he says the craziest things.
I left my breakfast on the table.
Husband: Sometimes you get on my nerves.
Me: Sometimes you don't get on my nerves. (:
I am barely on here anymore and in a way it almost saddens me.
fucked-up-kid: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
The thought of joining the reserves has been...
When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who...– David Levithan (via blua)
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
superfluoustroublesomeopinions: bloody-nips: ways to prevent being murdered: don’t wear clothes that might encourage a murderer (leaving vulnerable skin exposed, etc) if you’ve had a near-death experience before that is a sign that ANYONE may murder you - you’re asking for it i seriously can’t even finish this post i hate victim blaming so much holy fuck i hate everyone who does not...
The awkward moment when you don't know why you're...
Legally changed my name in all ways possible.
Here's to one month of being married.
Florida's new statute!!
EVERY person is now a mandated reporter of child abuse/neglect or suspected child abuse/neglect. Failure to report is now a third degree FELONY (as opposed to previously being a first degree misdemeanor).
Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.
Internship is going awesome.
Got to sit in on an interview dealing with a child death due to abuse.
First official day of my internship today.
It went well. (:
If you reblog this before and/or on February 1st, 2013, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. After February 1st, 2013, I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public bathrooms, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants. Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could...